[WTF]RustyBlade
08-07-2003, 09:28 PM
Mrs Tingle, the English teacher asks little Timmy to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Little Timmy thinks for a moment, then with a grimace he asks Mrs Tingle: "Miss, erm...do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher, her face going red retorts: "Of course not Timmy!"
To which Timmy replies, "Well, then I've definitely shat in my pants then..."
ROFL It was easy to read when I first posted it.... back when the board color was dark grey :?
Little Timmy thinks for a moment, then with a grimace he asks Mrs Tingle: "Miss, erm...do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher, her face going red retorts: "Of course not Timmy!"
To which Timmy replies, "Well, then I've definitely shat in my pants then..."
ROFL It was easy to read when I first posted it.... back when the board color was dark grey :?