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14-07-2003, 10:00 AM
For all your Kiwi friends! Now you can speak just like them.
How to speak like a Kiwi
>HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER, FOR BIST EFICT, RID
>THESE OUT LOUD!!!
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>1) Milburn - capital of Victoria
>2) Peck - to fill a suitcase
>3) Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
>4) Pigs - for hanging out washing with
>5) Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
>6) Pug - large animal with a curly tail
>7) Nin tin dough - computer game
>8) Munner stroney - soup
>9) Min - male of the species
>10) Mess Kara - eye makeup
>11) McKennock - person who fixes cars
>12) Mere - Mayor
>13) Leather - foam produced from soap
>14) Lift - departed
>15) Little crusps - potato chips
>16) Ken's - Cairns
>17) Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
>18) Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
>19) Inner me - enemy
>20) Guess - vapour
>21) Fush - marine creatures
>22) Fitter cheney - type of pasta
>23) Ever cardeau - avocado
>24) Fear hear - blonde
>25) Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
>26) Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
>27) Duffy cult - not easy
>28) Amejen - visualise
>29) Day old chuck - very young poultry
>30) Bug hut - popular recording
>31) Bun button - been bitten by insect
>32) Beard - a place to sleep
>33) Chully Bun - Esky
>34) Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
>35) Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
>36) Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
>37) Veerjun - mythical New Zealand sheep
>38) One Doze - well known computer program
>39) Brudge - structure spanning a stream
>40) Sex - one less than sivven
>41) Tin - one more than nine
>42) Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
>43) Earplane - large flying machine
>44) Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the
>earport
>45) Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
>46) Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
>47) Cuds - children
>48) Pits - domestic animals
>49) Cuttin - baby cat
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>"Life isn't like a box of chocolates ... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
>What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. "
How to speak like a Kiwi
>HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER, FOR BIST EFICT, RID
>THESE OUT LOUD!!!
>
>1) Milburn - capital of Victoria
>2) Peck - to fill a suitcase
>3) Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
>4) Pigs - for hanging out washing with
>5) Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
>6) Pug - large animal with a curly tail
>7) Nin tin dough - computer game
>8) Munner stroney - soup
>9) Min - male of the species
>10) Mess Kara - eye makeup
>11) McKennock - person who fixes cars
>12) Mere - Mayor
>13) Leather - foam produced from soap
>14) Lift - departed
>15) Little crusps - potato chips
>16) Ken's - Cairns
>17) Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
>18) Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
>19) Inner me - enemy
>20) Guess - vapour
>21) Fush - marine creatures
>22) Fitter cheney - type of pasta
>23) Ever cardeau - avocado
>24) Fear hear - blonde
>25) Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
>26) Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
>27) Duffy cult - not easy
>28) Amejen - visualise
>29) Day old chuck - very young poultry
>30) Bug hut - popular recording
>31) Bun button - been bitten by insect
>32) Beard - a place to sleep
>33) Chully Bun - Esky
>34) Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
>35) Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
>36) Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
>37) Veerjun - mythical New Zealand sheep
>38) One Doze - well known computer program
>39) Brudge - structure spanning a stream
>40) Sex - one less than sivven
>41) Tin - one more than nine
>42) Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
>43) Earplane - large flying machine
>44) Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the
>earport
>45) Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
>46) Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
>47) Cuds - children
>48) Pits - domestic animals
>49) Cuttin - baby cat
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>"Life isn't like a box of chocolates ... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
>What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. "