RustyBlade
04-01-2011, 11:44 AM
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".
4) Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!.
5) Loud sigh
This isn't actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6) That's okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question and do not faint. Just say you're welcome. (*added clause - this is true unless she says "thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome"!, that will bring on a "whatever")
8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F_CK YOU!
9)Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will result in a man asking "what's wrong?". For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".
4) Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!.
5) Loud sigh
This isn't actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6) That's okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question and do not faint. Just say you're welcome. (*added clause - this is true unless she says "thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome"!, that will bring on a "whatever")
8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F_CK YOU!
9)Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will result in a man asking "what's wrong?". For the woman's response, refer to # 3.