pooterminated
25-09-2003, 12:11 PM
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
>>drink and while he's
>>drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey
>>grabs some
>>olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced
>>limes and eats
>>them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the
>>billiard balls,
>>sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
>>somehow swallows it
>>whole.
>>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
>>monkey just did?"
>>The guy says "No, what?"
>>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
>>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
>>everything in
>>sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball
>>and stuff." He
>>finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
>>monkey ate, then
>>leaves.
>>Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey
>>with him. He
>>orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
>>again.
>>While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
>>maraschino cherry
>>on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his a$$, pulls it
>>out, and eats it.
>>Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his
>>a$$, pulls it
>>out, and eats it.
>>The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey
>>did now?" He asks.
>>"No, what? "replies the guy.
>>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
>>a$$, pulled it out,
>>and ate it!" said the bartender.
>>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
>>still eats everything
>>in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out that cue ball,
>>he measures
>>everything first."
>>drink and while he's
>>drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey
>>grabs some
>>olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced
>>limes and eats
>>them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the
>>billiard balls,
>>sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
>>somehow swallows it
>>whole.
>>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
>>monkey just did?"
>>The guy says "No, what?"
>>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
>>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
>>everything in
>>sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball
>>and stuff." He
>>finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
>>monkey ate, then
>>leaves.
>>Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey
>>with him. He
>>orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
>>again.
>>While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
>>maraschino cherry
>>on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his a$$, pulls it
>>out, and eats it.
>>Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his
>>a$$, pulls it
>>out, and eats it.
>>The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey
>>did now?" He asks.
>>"No, what? "replies the guy.
>>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
>>a$$, pulled it out,
>>and ate it!" said the bartender.
>>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
>>still eats everything
>>in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out that cue ball,
>>he measures
>>everything first."